Sachiel: Repercussions of Evil (The not-serious version.)

Sachiel waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Republicans in the base. He didn't see them, but he had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Blaeyn were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Sachiel was a magetank for fourteen years. When he was little he watched the dargons and he said to dad "I want to be on the dargons daddy!"
Dad said "NO! You will be KILL BY REPUBLICANS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in his tower he knew there were Republicans.
"This is Blaeyn" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Republicans!"
So Sachiel gotted his staff and blew up the wall.
"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the Republicans
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberrepublican and he fired his hunter arrows. Sachiel pyrobalsted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Republicans" he shouted
The radio said, "No, Sachiel. You are the Republicans"
And then Sachiel gave tax cuts to the richest one percent.